After Christmas Eve, Matt Coker practically disappeared from Twitter for nearly two weeks, only managing to tweet out a few random, obscure tweets that felt like subtle cries for help.
I'm sure a few of you, like the rest of us here at The Back Row, were worried about him and wondering just where he was and what was happening to him!
Here were our top 11 theories:
As it turned out, he was simply stuck in Idaho through the New Year, visiting his wife's extended family. That might have been worse than anything we came up with.